Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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