I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Randomize