You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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