Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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