We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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