Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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