Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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