I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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