I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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