I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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