belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize