Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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