Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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