I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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