I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Green mimosas i think yes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
