He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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