Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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