Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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