Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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