the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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