i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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