Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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