I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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