All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
