dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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