May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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