I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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