So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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