I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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