sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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