whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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