that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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