Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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