Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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