I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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