Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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