Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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