That's intense
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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