in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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