We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Come see our sink grown plant.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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