lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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