god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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