I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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