Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
thus making me awesome and them whores
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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