: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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