where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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