Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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