Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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