he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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