Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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