no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Randomize
