I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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