mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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