I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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